notice me
I don't give a flying chicken nugger

eggspeon:

i got some cool new shirts today!!
even tho i may be only wearing one of them in all 3 photos 

lizclimo:

shark attack 

lizclimo:

fair enough

midorimmas:

"That is a maid's job."

His Butler, Sneering | 8/10

stateofutobitha:

cutely-perverted:

Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy

so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out

itsbetterthananal:

my dad just yelled up the stairs “CHLOE DID YOU KNOW THE WEATHERMAN WAS GAY I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GAY HE JUST GOT MARRIED TO HIS BOYFRIEND” and i was like which weatheman are we talking about here and he said “THE BLONDE ONE WITH THE SHARP HAIR CUT AND THE TIGHT PECS AND THE HOT ASS BODY” dad is there something you want to tell me

joseidrakar:

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